What makes u laugh?

Every nead a Little Happiness and time to laugh and somthing outhere then game game game to talk about so hear is What makes me laugh.
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Cyanide & Happiness
Cyanide & Happiness #1 - The Sign by Rob
Cyanide & Happiness #2 - Frank's Experiment by Rob
Cyanide & Happiness #3 - Doctor, Doctor by Matt
Cyanide & Happiness #4 - I Love Noodles by Dave
Cyanide & Happiness #5 - Saint Patrick's Day by Kris
Cyanide & Happiness #6 - The Sign Part 2 by Rob
Cyanide & Happiness #7 - Paperboy by Matt
Cyanide & Happiness #8 - Nude Convention by Dave
Cyanide & Happiness #9 - SuperJerk Saves the Day by Rob
Cyanide & Happiness #10 - I'm Sailing Away by Dave
Cyanide & Happiness #11 - The Magic Hat by Rob

Hmm,

I like number 9 and number 4!!!

Yeah

they all pwn!

uhh hicka hicka!! whack!!

Yep made them myself

3, 4 and 9

13! WOOHO!

13?

42

huh?

lol!

Ewwwww

it was a little funny but pervy...

when people tickles me makes me laugh.

Haha, I deleted it... "bad" joke I have some good blone ones... gotta think of em.

k. ^^

Haha, here are a few jokes.

A guy goes to the Superbowl, front seats. Next to him is an empty seat, so he asks the guy next to that seat, "Is this your seat?"
"Kinda, it's for my wife, but she passed away. We used to go to all the games together..."
"Oh, I am so sorry sir! But couldn't you bring a friend or something?"
"Nah, they're all at the funeral."

Hahahaha XD

Q: What's the similarity between a pizza and a Jew?
A: they both get cooked in ovens

Haha =P

This one is good:

Q: Why don't u throw rocks at a Mexican riding your bike?
A: The bike could be yours!

Hahaha =P

Oh and here is an especially long one. all of these are funny.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
on this list

(There is another post above this...)

lol its true. xD

Cabloo wrote:

Oh and here is an especially long one. all of these are funny.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is
that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see
if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of
the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have
the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for
panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward
this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
on this list

(There is another post above this...)

Technically I didn't scroll up! I'm serious but it is still a funny post

Blonde paint job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

lol I know you've already heard it, but it is ok, imma find more

You've got mail, the Blonde version

A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that. The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".

lol